I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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