i think my tv is drunk
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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