I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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