She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
