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Your dad touched me again.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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