The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
