And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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