Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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