you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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