Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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