had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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