too bad you live with your parents still
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
