Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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