im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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