Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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