I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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