the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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