he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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