We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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