it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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