you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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