What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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