Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You left your underwear on the fireplace
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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