We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I can text with my tongue
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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