Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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