It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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