You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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