Midget sex pt 2 tonight
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
