You're my little dorito
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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