Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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