I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
she looked like the before picture.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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