I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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