You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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