Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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