There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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