She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize