are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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