What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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