I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm at about main and main street
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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