Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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