I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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