they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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