Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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