If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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