Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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