I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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