NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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