Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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