Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize
