i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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