Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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