It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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