I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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