A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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