You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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