I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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