I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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